Saturday, March 21, 2015













MYLAPORE / SANTHOME 

Mylapore is one of the oldest residential areas in Chennai. It intersects with Royapettah and Adyar, and contains part of the coast of the Bay of Bengal, as well as two incredibly important religious institutions in the city: Kapaleeshwarar Hindu Temple [around 1000 years old], and the Santhome Cathedral, which according to Catholic tradition, is built over the tomb of the Apostle Thomas, who was a missionary here, and got himself speared to death by one of the locals. The name of the neighborhood "Mylapore" is taken from the old Tamil expression "mayil arparikum oor," which roughly translates into English as "Land of the peacock scream."  


The sounds of singing, and of a rickshaw motor on the other side of the parking lot.

Evening Mass at the Santhome Cathedral. This is, supposedly…according to…Catholic tradition…the place where St. Thomas, doubting Thomas…um…is buried, is laid to rest.”

I take a walk around the building. There are people in the parking lot. There are people waiting outside the church [the inside was quite full], but the people outside seem to be doing little more than loitering. There are loudspeakers broadcasting the sound of the priest and choir out into the Cathedral’s campus. Some of the people wait by their cars or stand in small groups, as if at a sacred drive-in theater.

Regardless of whether or not God is an omnipresent reality in Chennai, I can hear the sound of horns honking along the road in front of the church, and the sounds of doors opening and closing, and of motorcycles, bicycles, and cars coming and going.

Crows.

There are a LOT of Catholics here.”

…I mean in Chennai. Obviously there are a lot of Catholics at the Catholic church [tongue pop].”

The sound of a fake waterfall in one corner of the parking lot blends in with the sounds of cars and with the general crowd sound.



























There are several people in the tomb, including children. Everyone is Indian except me. Women in Saris are kneeling down with their children in front of some fancy plastic simulacrum of St. Thomas, looking like one of the knights of King Arthur’s round table [St. Thomas, not the ladies].

A man does something halfway between belching and gagging for several seconds.

It actually takes me a moment to realize that people are singing in this recording. It almost sounds like it’s in my head, like a memory, and not coming from the Cathedral next door.

I hear a lot of whispering and movement, though at the time it seemed that everyone was still and silent.




I’m posting the whole recording [which is 42 minutes and some change long] just in case anyone wants to listen to the whole thing. Basically three things happen: a reading [I think], some singing [which is awesome, ~3:12 à 7:45, and 9:42 à 10:48], and a sermon [10:49 à 42:10].

With the singing, I was struck by how much it sounds like some hipster combination of karaoke, Jimmy Buffet, and Pink Floyd’s Brick in the Wall. I like it. It’s certainly better than “Shine Jesus Shine,” and the rest of the American Evangelical Contemporary Suburban Christian Elevator Pop Music Spectacle [AECSCEPMS]. The cantor’s voice has buttery, cheerful, intimate quality that reminds me of the sound of old Tamil movies. 


I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for the didactic, earnest, boredom and timbrally / temporally gorgeous sloppiness of congregational singing. The inexpertness, the false starts, and the difficulty with which the guy running the drum machine wordlessly negotiates where the beat is with the choir.  

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The priest begins his sermon and builds up into a crescendo and a rhythm. It’s a very strange experience that fills my head with thoughts. One the one hand this sermon is so much longer than most Catholic Church sermons I’ve seen in the West, which tend to last 15 minutes or so. This priest is luxuriating in a discourse like the Baptist and Pentecostal preachers I’m more familiar with. I don’t speak Tamil, so I don’t understand anything he’s saying of course, except in two spots where he suddenly shifts into English:

It’s not by chance, but by choiceTamiltamiltamiltamiltmailtmailtamil…”

…and at several points in the sermon, I hear him say:

“…unconditional love…”
 
He’s speaking into a microphone, and his voice is being amplified and broadcast from several rows of monitor speakers that are hung on the eaves lining the walls. His voice echoes through the room. It’s sound reminds me of the constantly too hot sound of old Tamil records. It also makes me think – now I realize – of the sound of Mao Tse Tung’s voice in the recording used by Peter Albinger for his Voices and Piano. Even the priest’s cadence reminds me of Mao.



It's is melodious. He elongates words, repeats melodic phrases, adds in dramatic moments of rest. It echoes for a moment in the packed church. It's extremely loud. The sound of a bird suddenly calls my attention.

His sermon has a long build.

Yessa Christ-uh!
Yessa Christ-uh!
Yessa Christ-uh!

The congregation echoes him as they raise their hands to testify. A few of them actually say “Amen.”

It really is something to hear, around 23 minutes in. He draws such vivid and slick shapes with the inflection of his voice, almost as if his is sword fighting with words.  

This is where he suddenly says the thing about chance and choice. I’m used to hearing Hindi-speaking Bollywood stars suddenly slip in a couple English words, or short phrases. I haven't noticed that kind of language mixing here in the south.

I love how he pronounces the word “love”: with a looong -o and a nearly inaudible v [which sounds closer to -w], and the way Tamil speakers pronounce the double-a [“aaaAHHH”] [~34:56]

…The Reverend Pastor Doctor Deacon Bishop Mao Tse Tung…
  
I’m super tired, nodding my head, wishing he would bring this one to a close.


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